Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus

"I eat vegetables in case I'd feel worse otherwise. And, so I can't blame anything on vitamin deficiencies. So I can be like: this is me. This is exactly how shitty I feel."
May 09
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Even DJ Dimepiece has to work the 9-5. (Taken with instagram)

Even DJ Dimepiece has to work the 9-5. (Taken with instagram)

May 04
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C-3PO and R2-D2’s love child. (Taken with instagram)

C-3PO and R2-D2’s love child. (Taken with instagram)

Apr 25
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¡Salud! (Taken with Instagram at Next Restaurant)

¡Salud! (Taken with Instagram at Next Restaurant)

Apr 24
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Rejected tweet: My brother’s girlfriend is pregnant. On an unrelated note, does anyone know any skinheads who don’t ask a lot of questions?

Apr 20
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Madison, WI: Just another bullshit town. (Taken with instagram)

Madison, WI: Just another bullshit town. (Taken with instagram)

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The Cow Tipper. (Taken with Instagram at New Glarus Brewery)

The Cow Tipper. (Taken with Instagram at New Glarus Brewery)

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Try the bratwurst. (Taken with Instagram at New Glarus Hotel)

Try the bratwurst. (Taken with Instagram at New Glarus Hotel)

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Plenty of room for more beer. (Taken with instagram)

Plenty of room for more beer. (Taken with instagram)

Apr 16
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Rejected tweet: Aw man, I forgot to pour one out for my man Pol Pot yesterday.

Apr 15
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It’s going to be hard saving room for dessert. (Taken with Instagram at Hot Chocolate)

It’s going to be hard saving room for dessert. (Taken with Instagram at Hot Chocolate)